$GLORPCAT · Solana
Aliencat
has landed.
Beamed down from a very distant litter box. Mostly harmless. Extremely glorpy.
Intercepted
transmission
Somewhere past Mars, a very small spacecraft stopped to ask for directions. Nobody answered, because space is mostly empty and slightly rude.
Inside was Aliencat. One cat, two antennae, zero luggage. The ship ran out of snacks around Jupiter and out of ideas around the Moon.
Aliencat landed on Solana because it looked fast and the lights were pretty. The first word it said was “glorp.” Nobody has translated it yet.
Glorp file
Only confirmed details appear here. Anything unannounced says so.
- Name
- Aliencat
- Ticker
- $GLORPCAT
- Chain
- Solana
- Total supply
- 1 000 000 000
- Contract address
To be announced
How to get Glorped
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Get a Solana wallet
Install a wallet app such as Phantom. Write down your recovery phrase on paper and never share it with anyone, ever.
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Put some SOL in it
Buy SOL on an exchange you already use, then send it to your wallet address.
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Open the trading page
use the buy link on this site. Check that the page matches the official contract address below.
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Swap SOL for $GLORPCAT
paste the contract address, enter an amount, and confirm.
Copy the contract address only from this site or the official channels. Anyone DMing you a different one is not Aliencat.
Flight plan
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Phase 1: Touchdown
Figure out where i am. This planet looks weird
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Phase 2: First contact
Begin making contact with this planet's cats.
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Phase 3: Glorp word
Team up with cats on Earth and plan a massive invasion.
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Phase 4: Hail Glorp
Glorp or get Glorped. There is no turning back.
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Phase 5: Reward
Loyal Glormies get rewarded. zip zorp Glorp
Get Abducted
Official channels only. If it isn’t listed here, it isn’t us.